They’ve come up with an even more innovative way to avoid confusion when making performance models: slowly let all of your performance models die so nobody has to know their names.

Everyone! Give a warm Jalopnik welcome to Mack Hogan, our summer intern. He comes from CNBC and he has takes. My god, does he have takes.

Thank you so much. I was wracking my brain trying to think of the other company name.

The guys who left and went to Penetrode like it even more

I heard everything is peachy over at Initech since the restructuring.

The look on Patrick George’s face knowing his Camaro crash has been knocked down a notch on the list of worst GM street car crashes at Belle Isle:

I am with you, very convenient that none of the people that responded to you on the original post are here now. I especially want to tell the “details” guy to go fuck himself. I really hope he reads my posts. I actually went back and found him and almost replied to another one of his posts, but I felt like that was…

Happens all the time with wealthy parents.

The daughter died too? FUCK. If anyone on here decides to in any way defend these pieces of shit, well fuck you.

Where are all those “we were all young once” apologists? You know, the ones blaming the mother for legally crossing when a car approached her at 100mph. If you care, that’s half a football field PER SECOND.

The victim blaming in the first article’s comments is disgusting.

GTI? WRX? Civic? BRZ/FR-S? Mustang? Camaro? 370Z?

Down with Jacquard Looms! Will no one think of the weavers who invested in expensive looms, that now can’t make a living with machine looms undercutting then, and are taking their own lives!

This is terrible for this man and other people like him, but the problem isn’t with Uber, it’s that a medallion is $700k. This artificial economy has always been problematic. There are also issues with ride sharing, but the answer lies somewhere in the middle, not protecting this outdated system.

very first post is victim blaming. good fucking job.

Relax guys! He said journalists. You’re safe. ;)

Idk, when the new gf of a CEO starts making claims about his company and speaking for him.....I think a little look into them is nothing crazy.

I would now like a hard-hitting exposé on Mary Barra and her husband (joking), as well as one on Sergio Marchionne (completely dead ass serious).

...as he liked to be called...

Everytime I hear anything about Grimes, I think about ol’ Grimey.