I prefer this Inquisition joke, as it is both better and less beaten to death:

I would play that.

Choose from 50+ different suits and dresses! Shape hearts and minds with your impeccable sense of fashion! Shape the future of the world with well-placed gossip, a good joke, and doing the Commander Shepard on the dance floor!

I have been waiting for a chance to jump in realistic video game puddles since before there were video games.

WAIT, THERE ARE GONNA BE FANCY OLD TIMEY DRESS PARTIES? SHIT, I'M SOLD.

"weather that creates naturally-formed puddles"

You noticed race? Didn't even cross my mind.

Suddenly the whole Wii U version being delayed makes a lot of sense...

I'd say you're taking the wrong attitude with the delay. Most developers release bug infested, unfinished, unpolished games, they release them on time oh yes, but they're a steaming mess of wasted opportunities.

I bought one on a whim and I'm glad I did. People who keep complaining about a console they don't even own are missing out on some good games...

The Wii U version of a lot of games could be totally unique. It's too bad nobody bought one. Nintendo really dropped the ball on powering, marketing, and naming this thing.

OK, you're playing right in my wheelhouse here. In the immortal words of Mario, "Let's-a go!"

The defensible farming communities sound idyllic for DayZ. Sounds like a fun diversion for the mod; see how long you can keep a village alive in this place.

I've played for roughly 5 hours and only ever saw 1 other player, and that was right at the very beginning of my first time in the game. He ran off, and I've never seen a player since. I also rarely see zombies. I probably encounter 1 zombie per hour of gameplay.

with radius z and crust thickness a, the volume is pi*z*z*a

There may be a bright side to this... He may have been the sole person holding everything back. It can't be definitively said that a brand new lead wouldn't do a better job...

There is no why. They're Irrational.

"I passionately loved Creative Assembly products, and dedicated huge amount of time to help make Total War games even better", he tells Kotaku. "Due to Darthmod's popularity I hoped for a closer collaboration with Creative Assembly (as for example Valve closely had cooperated with modders and content creators). This…