Mostly it's just non-sensical. Unless funhouse mirrors make you look more like Indiana Jones.

First season was very good. Second one wasn't bad either. From there it was…uneven at best before really going over a cliff for most of the last 2-3 seasons.

/me claps 4 times

I think you may have misspelled "Dexter" there…

I bought it at trader joes too. Made the inside of my mouth feel like shoe leather instantly. At the very least you need to water it down.

You can't really drink straight cranberry juice. It is super bitter and astringent.

So you're saying he might as well have been walking on the sun?

Hey, Resident Evil (the first one) was pretty good!

"It's probably just a hunting lodge for pasty, moon-skinned weirdos"

I went in the late 80s a lot. I actually often compared it to Catholicism (well more accurately I compared Catholicism to it since I went to Rocky Horror long before I ever went to a Catholic mass). Where I went (the Varsity in Palo Alto) never had the audience completely overwhelming the movie, but if it was ever…

> I hate the Hot Topic look of the costumes.

Aww, Tim Curry being in this made me tear up a little. I know his health isn't the best.

Dammit. Came here to make this joke.

So is the fact that 20 votes in the community grade is a "B' just trolling?

That's like my word for word review of the guy who played the baddie general in Avatar.

So, umm, the ratings (at least in theory) aren't *for* you. They are to give parents some kind of idea what it would be appropriate for their kids to see. They admittedly do a shit job of this and people ignore them (I was pretty stunned by how many families with young kids were watching Deadpool with me).

#FridgeAphrodite

Eh, Ringu was all about atmosphere and I thought the American remake of that was better. Could be good. Could be shit.

Yiddish Policeman's Union by Michael Chabon got me to start drinking my coffee black. Not entirely sure why (I mean, the characters in it made a point of drinking their coffee black, so obviously there's a connection).

#NotMyJanet