all I want from deadspin is strictly sports. Please deadspin get back to what you’re good at and away from politics

If Noah doesn’t want to support an organization that ruins young men’s lives then he shouldn’t have signed with the Knicks.

Let’s hope we get to see them ride off into the sunset together.

Technology is incredible these days. I didn’t think it was possible to mic up Art Briles’ conscience.

Up until about, oh, ninety seconds ago I was a firm opponent of the death penalty.

I am a son, brother, husband, and father to the women and girls in my life

Good dad, my ass. Look at how badly that kid’s missing his spots.

So Lochte basically told the Cartman version of the story

Thank goodness he's ok - it would have been really ugly if he dyed.

If not for that middle sentence I would swear you were referring to Goodell...

Other things “non-physical in nature”

Law Newz? Sounds legit. I figured Legal Beaglez would have been all over this, though.

Vlade Divac is staffing five centers? Even for a Siberian that line up is husky.

Meanwhile at your local gym

That’s low-hanging fruit

Actually, I am surprised someone had the balls to report him.