I could literally watch Avery Brooks angrily over-enunciate all day.

> Michael Bay is, on a technical level, a fantastic director with almost no equal when it comes to visual spectacle.

Y'all got any more of them Dan Aykroyd minifigs?

> I'm distinctly sure that Ned refusing to be even a little bit cunning in regards to knowing about Joffrey's true parentage…

We'll be fine. Johnson's writing at least the first draft, for one thing. Also, Star Wars is supposed to go: first establishing one -> darker, critically acclaimed one -> critically derided but most fun one. I know that sounds like I'm throwing shade on Trevorrow but I honestly think they planned this one perfectly.…

That really doesn't happen at all in TFA. They take various story beats from ep4 but this thing of "pfft, it's just a scene for scene remake with better effects" is actual bullshit.

I guess it underlines that reviews are inherently subjective, and that all you can do is pick a reviewer to trust, whose tastes reflect yours. He did review the music (and seemed to think it was pretty good) but the politics made it an uncomfortable listen. Cool, that's information that I need. If, when the new…

I don't want to make it worse but I hear Keshia Knight Pulliam is a dreadful tipper.

Don't want to be that guy, but Coogan can't use his English accent to play Stan Laurel because they had really different accents. That's a bit like saying that Tom Hanks used his American accent to play Forest Gump.

Am I missing something? Doesn't the trailer heavily imply that their Doomsday is made out of Zod's corpse?

Starring Jaws from the Bond movies as Dracula.

"I call this expression 'unbearable piss-ant kid at school, who set off the fire alarms, then told the teachers that you did it.' Atheism."

I love the Smashing Pumpkins genuinely and unreservedly and there's no fucking way I'll be buying or reading this.

Calling it right now that you'll be able to spend $1.99 in game to buy an additional 25 SCHMECKLES!!!!

He does this bit on the Revelations video. It was filmed in London though, so I don't know if it was released in the US.

Just spent an embarrassing amount of time thinking "Milhouse's mum?"

It's the Season 2 of the Wire of The Dark Tower series.

You know who else had one ball? Hitler.

Enough people on here shitting on this article, so I won't add to it. All the positives that Jesse talks about are there, no question. They just don't make up for the bad stuff, and the lack of care in crucial areas.

I don't even know if I agree with this, but goddamn I enjoyed it.