One of our execs is taking delivery on one soon as a corporate car. Convinced him to move to it from an E class coupe. Took a few hours to convince him it was a less expensive lease. He still doesn't believe me

Or get an Everything-but-Leather equipped S5 for $58K with a better interior, infotainment that doesn't look like a bolt-on Garmin pos, proper 6-speed transmission, AWD, and only lose 22 HP. Plus coupe or sedan (S4 technically) options.

Or a non-Jalop American:

At that point you just need to get your grubby hands on a Scrambler or 1st gen 4runner.

Normally I don't think I would catch much flak, but this article created a lot of heated conversations.

I know I'm gonna get shit for this but...

1. Wasn't a traditional "construction site", but you seem to have such a vast knowledge of my line of work. Are you my daddy?

Don't get all butt hurt, your AE-35 unit might overheat. As a free citizen of this great nation, you are free to generalize and stereotype to your little heart's desire

.... thanks for the update... I guess?

Being a lesbian or driving a Baja isn't inherently bad. Being passive aggressively called a lesbian by just about every jackass on the job site was bad. At this point I'd also like to enter into the record that I'm a dude

Absolutely. The fact that he was college educated but still putting "If you drive X, you must be Y" statements together was supremely disheartening.

The Subaru Baja was awesome. A four-door all-wheel drive El Camino powered by a boxer engine. Complaining about the small cargo space? You fools!

Their promotional materials have already been printed up so the ship has sailed on any clever puns

It's an easy fix. Just add on a set of corrective lenses

Patrolman: We got a tip it was the Nissan gang!

Never heard of Daewoo Korando so I did a Google image search. Had horrible, gut-wrenching flashbacks of almost being run over by a brand new Jeep Liberty in parking lot. Unproductive rest of the day...... hey JustRolled what's going on over here?

I need to find some dumber and/or wealthier friends. Closest we ever got to this when we were younger was snowboarding behind my XJ

Yes, I know he made the comparison. And yes, I know it is about a Wrangler. But in luxury trim. He was clearly comparing the luxury packages from renown customizers.

You don't have to be. That's the beauty of having an opinion. Plus, the whole conversation is an invalid comparison. Like comparing apples to bicycles on roadworthiness

I wasn't aware of the little feudin' you two carry on. On a more realistic note, I would like to see a side by side of a new Grand Cherokee go head to head with a RR.