Ok. Best Sade song. I say "Cherish the Day", or "No Ordinary Love", Thoughts, DUANers? And the only thing sadder then a DUANer on deadspin, is a Duaner on the Mets.

Exactly. Women are great at so many things, can't they just accept they can't play with the boys on this one?

She likely practiced with juiced balls at home, allowing her to claim 60 yarders. Even though everyone knows that is pure bullshit

Ummm, I hate to burst your bubble, but that was due to poor conditioning. She has no talent for the sport, she needs to just be a fan. How embarrassing for everyone involved

Yes, wronger then wrong.

At least you aren't spinning this. She had no shot, she didn't take it seriously. This hurts her cause (women getting the right to get their asses kicked on a man's field) SO much. Do you honestly think that this was a good thing for anyone? She's a god damn joke.

Because there is no way even the most uninformed feminazi would applaud this. And the word "kickass" and "badass" are thrown around so lightly over there, it legitimately puts a smirk on my face

Gadzooks, I hope so

God Damn it, bring her into my fake office so I can fire her from her fake job I just gave her. People, sheeeeeeeeitttttttt

Operator is gold, and fuck anybody who doesn't believe so. Between this and Arlo, I dig you Erg. I dig ya

Yes in the case of lesbians. Blew my damn mind, but I guess I understand the confusion.

I mean I'm from MS. Lived there a chunk (not entire childhood, but 5+years) but nothing makes me think just because I'm from there, I have any right to even ask somebody to put me in office.

I just think she has lost whatever connection. She fucking "winters in Scotland". I just don't think putting such a pretentious person in office. I don't know, the nerve.

I believe so. I just don't think she is someone who will ever have the pulse of the people, she seems to have good intentions. But come on? What in the hell, NO ASHLEY JUDD YOU CAN'T BE SENATOR. It just seems Paltrowish and so out of touch.

She clearly isn't a Kentuckian at heart. Her only lasting connection is fucking basketball, and it just irks me that people will just accept this attempt at a vanity power play

Unrelated but going anyway. Somebody just thought I was calling Ashley Judd a lesbian when I referred to her as a "Carpetbagger". Is it seriously the default to not know basic civil war history? I mean seriously, I went over that in 7th grade. Anyone disagree she is one, though?

No? Not carpet muncher LMAO. Dude, Google.

I'm just going to say it: CARPETBAGGER

You can delete it again, but admit it. I just nailed 70% of Jezebel.

BLIND... SEETHING.... RAGE.... CATS.... DUNHAM. .... OPPRESSION.... RAPE CULTURE....(Passes out muttering, smiles)