Fuck you France for not having a replacement law at hand, and fuck you Jezebel for the ads

Brian Mcnamee, not Roger #corrections

He was much more dominant on some of the Astros squads of the 1980's. Most popular? By far. Best? Come on now, Juan Gone? Pudge? Hell, Jeff Borroughs did more (on the field, at least) for the Rangers. I love Nolan Ryan, but people need to let him buy them dinner before they suck his metaphorical dick

Let's be clear, Nolan Ryan is not the best player in Rangers. People who think so really don't know much about either Ryan or the Rangers.

Translation: Tony la Russa is drunk again

I assume you think anal bleaching to be offensive as well?

I just don't get it? Did this girl really think it could ever work out, even if he hadn't abused the 14 yr old? I hope she gets the support she needs now, because somebody fucked up here.

"Ray Lewis Is A Better *Motivational Speaker Than You"

Ok, which is a safer bet, an Adam Dunn batting title, or an Astros playoff run? I have 1.37 in my pocket and I'm feeling lucky

Texas Pride! Wooo! LBJ!

Glad to see a fellow Houstonian! So I guess I can throw up the cougar paw without you thinking it's the shocker....

It isn't terrible. I just think it is kinda sneaky. But now that I think about it, I'm not even the demographic, so, eh. I hope she keeps her job, though

I liked the NBC TV movie about 10 years ago. I haven't watched it again, has anyone seen this on Syfy or anything?

"That is very nice—not nice enough to get me to start listening to Staind, but still, job well done." Don Jones, C.E.O Bluth Ambulance

I love it!

Well golly gee. I'm glad I've been enlightened by the masters of the craft. I will make sure never to disagree with you again, or else fall victim to your biting sarcasm*

It's painfully obvious isn't it?

Yeah. You got me. I'm the devil. I'm sure you have never been a fan of someone who did something you wouldn't personally, but hey, we can't all be marilove can we?

If I were to go solely on your descriptions of conservatives, I would think think they are all soulless vagina reapers from hell. If I were to go solely off of Fox News' description of liberals, I would think they are morally corrupt apologists who have gay orgies nightly. Yes. No awareness on both ends

Yes. Totes serious. Jezebel is a plague. #getrealsista