As the CEO of the Galaxy I give you a Star of your own. Enjoy.

TURN THE STEERING WHEEL, YOU LAZY WORTHLESS IDIOT!!!!

It seems like plenty of power to me too. Admittedly, I’m uniquely unqualified to make any value judgments against those complaining. The quickest car I’ve owned is my Fiat 500 Abarth, and the most powerful is probably my wife’s Taurus (though its 288hp are hauling around 4200lbs). I’m honestly just impressed that the…

Mustang-colored ice cream:

The Escala is used in ads to help drive traffic to the dealer. It’s called the Cadillac Escala aid.

I can imitate the sounds many modified Civics make with my anus.

I don’t understand the appeal of burn outs. Sure there is noise and smoke, but I own a stereo and a fireplace if I need both at once.

From a concept video for PS3, to an episodic announcement for PS4, will we play it first on PS5 then have it ported to the Switch 3....

Agreed.

It is bad to hold a car on a hill using the clutch. It’s less of a concern about the transmission since the car is in gear and it wouldn’t be putting strain on the transmission (unlike downshifting without properly rev-matching). Engaging and disengaging the clutch to roll back and forth rather than sitting with the…

Great post, Karen! Don’t forget, you’re also cooler than your son.

Yeah man I’ve been a victim to Kinja’s edit limit myself. You never know when your comment is going to be at the top, but it’s usually when you have a typo or misworded something :P.

Not a bad idea, but if I’m going to be dressing like a Dragon Ball character there’s really only one outfit worth wearing.

Kouldn’t Kendall kome krashing Kia kommercials instead of krushing Pepsi kans?!

Kia killed the Koup? Katastrophic konundrums like the Koup kan kreate kool kapital for kids. Kan’t say I’ll miss it though.

Hear no WW2

Awesome to see the ‘Shop Contest back! I haven’t uploaded a submission for ages so this seems like a good time to return.

I’ll just leave this here.

Overheating. In the snow.