“I’m Mary Popp...” *cries*

Yeah man I’ve been a victim to Kinja’s edit limit myself. You never know when your comment is going to be at the top, but it’s usually when you have a typo or misworded something :P.

Clearly, if he did a Drunk History, he would have to recount the time when George Washington, down on his luck pre-war and post-partum, gathers his closest friends to drive to Orlando Disney but end up in Los Angeles circa 1942 (February of course) to inadvertently start the Battle of Los Angeles when he and his buds…

Not a bad idea, but if I’m going to be dressing like a Dragon Ball character there’s really only one outfit worth wearing.

Kouldn’t Kendall kome krashing Kia kommercials instead of krushing Pepsi kans?!

Kia killed the Koup? Katastrophic konundrums like the Koup kan kreate kool kapital for kids. Kan’t say I’ll miss it though.

Hear no WW2

Awesome to see the ‘Shop Contest back! I haven’t uploaded a submission for ages so this seems like a good time to return.

I’ll just leave this here.

Overheating. In the snow.

Ouch, that impact probably knocked his monocle out.

We can all bond over this unfortunate creepiness we share

I feel like the BIGGEST creep when I check for manual or auto.

I love how people aren’t allowed to dislike these movies. I just think they’re trash. I’ve tried to enjoy them, just not my style. Not that I’m a hater, just not my tase.

F&F haters don’t hate the franchise. They hate joy.

That’s so she can call 911 faster after she burns your ass

I mean... if anyone’s going to kick a torpedo...

Did I just see The Rock kick a fucking torpedo?!

How many times do I have to say it? BMW turn signals work fine and get used all the time, they just flash in colors that the peasants can’t perceive.

That looks butt.