This is sad but that last bit about him swearing in many languages had me laughing my anus off.

Is there one tomorrow morning?! I’d so be down to roll on by in my Abarth 500. Maybe that’ll earn me extra points and I can get a Jalopnik sticker AND a fried egg :D

Fellow Abarth owner turning 30 this year, here. While it is a bit much in the design department, I do love this insanity of it and I would get one lol.

Pagani Huehuehue.

I’ve seen this car and Camilo in Santa Monica last year while I was searching for that Phoritto. I pulled up next to him and complimented him on the car and he smiled and waved back. About 29 minutes later when I found parking, this beautiful GT was parked a few spots away.

Driving from Cerritos, CA to Van Nuys, CA around 1pm in 2013 took me about 50 minutes with the moderate traffic on the 5 freeway. Now it takes almost 2 hours during the same time today....

What part of LA is this where people don’t block intersections?! The San Fernando Valley is full of idiots who run red lights or creep into the intersection as the light is yellow and block traffic.

WafflesTheCorgi is MINE!

Why univerzzzzze hate Waaazzzpinator?!

Watching that episode as a little kid, man. Watching your favorite character die like that :(

“Oh but my pride! I wish I were a carrot!”

Anyone have any idea where I can download the rave song from Partysaurus Rex? The only one officially available is a different version. I don’t understand why they never released the actual song.

Read that in Jennifer Clarkson’s voice.

Can I have a necklace made of nipples? Or maybe an outfit made of boobs?!

Is it really NSFW if she doesn’t have nibbles or a hoo ha?

Not your cup of tea?

Most likely, probably. Yes. Lol

What about the Piloti Superstrada? I kind of like them in brown. They’re not too flashy, are they?

I recommend it. That Willy Pete scene left me with my jaw dropped.

This game was FANTASTIC. I bought it kind of expecting your usual run of the mil run and gun bro shooter. Boy, was I delightfully wrong.