Gary Cohen mentioned a random cool tidbit on the broadcast yesterday. Matz is the first LI born pitcher to debut with the Mets since Ray Searage in 1981. Searage is the only pitcher in Mets history with a 1.000 winning percent and 1.000 batting average (1-0 on the mound and 1-1 at the plate). For the time being at…

In other Mets news, Jon Niese is available for a bucket of balls to be named later.

I LOOOOOOOOOOOVe the fact that the more progressive we get, the more and more these people sound like absolute LOONEY TOONS.

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“We will not rest until no team has more than two A-level talents on its roster, no city of more than 20,000 population lacks a hockey franchise, and the Stanley Cup Finals end 36 hours before training camp. Expansion today, expansion tomorrow, expansion forever!”

Guarantee that Rousey double shank legs Coerria right off of a rear choke helix. If Coerria lasts through all of that, I’d be surprised if Rousey doesn’t immediately force a Janckman’s Plexus on her and shatter her buttonhook. Coerria’s only shot is a quick, accurate Miranda’s Reversal into a hog-nosed bat tap. Once…

when he flipped his hair and yelled “whooooo!” every sorority girl in a 50-mile radius felt her loins tingle.

This is what Gronk would be doing if he wasn’t in the NFL

That’s so dumb, the pleats are there for added stretch.

Not sure why they’re celebrating like it’s a touchdown when it’s only 1st and 10 from the Eric yard line.

We are dangerously close to having more Pro Ultimate Frisbee coverage than Stanley Cup Finals coverage.

Ellis is going to have to make the tough call and bench Wambach if the US is going to beat the stronger teams in the World Cup. The idea of having a slow, physical striker on top might have worked in the past, but the rest of the world has caught up and is playing more efficient soccer (not to mention, aesthetically…

Yeah she also had the under & knew you would shank the PK too.

“Virginia, all of it.”

which speed limits are too low?

Someone named Zanaboni should be good at wiping the slate clean.

In my mid 20’s I was hooking up with a petite single mother in her early 30’s (MILF). One time we had sex in my Honda Accord. She was sitting spread at an angle on the center arm rest/storage and I was kneeling on the driver’s seat. Those who have an Accord know the arm rest on the center console slides forward and…

I’m expecting him to explicitly declare that this was his “secret motivation”.

I don’t know Tom, I mean. I am afraid here at Deadspin to say what I think without repercussion. I mean, I get the ESPYs are just famewhoring anyways. I do think reasonable people (not necessarily just Bob Costas) have legit hesitations about hoisting Caitlyn up so unequivocally. I’m sorry :(

The first Black Babes Work The Shaft was a cinematic achievement. So much shaft worked. Then the inevitable sequel Black Babes Work The Shaft 2, while visually stunning, failed to deliver on the sheer amount of shaft promised, or at least, implied. However, it was still a fun jaunt.