You cannot be this dim, can you? All of those are division games.

First, they're bringing a Vol homer (Kenny Chesney) as the guest picker. Now, this? These fucking idiots keep stepping on their dicks.

You know the situation is seriously fucked up when it's getting me to like Adam Schefter

Looks like a real...

As Germany should know, the US doesn't let a little water stop them from advancing.

"AMAZING!" by NY standards perhaps. A pretty nice stop anywhere else.

Except not a tornado...

https://twitter.com/WxRobBradley/s…

They all look like police sketches.

Why not just hold two-man sack races on consecutive Sundays until a winner is declared?

As a Mets fan and person on #MetsTwitter, my feed was a total shit show for over a week. It's been out of control since yesterday. I think the time difference helped Wright past the trolls for Sogard and Kershaw. Eric Simon was on top of the totals for the hole contest. Only conspiracy I saw was MLB liked to keep it…

Protip: Overtip at a bar near a college. The servers are so accustomed to cheap students that you will have their attention and get good service.
Note: this rule does not apply if you act like an asshole about it.

Eastern PA: New Jersey

And now I'm dying to know the story behind the car driving backwards towards the horse.

I've been to the last two Super Bowls and neither had any tailgating but Indy and New Orleans stadium and parking lot were a MUCH different setup than Met Life. Literally the entire Metlife stadium is surrounded by a parking lot (28k spots as reference above) whereas Superdome and Lucas Oil are somewhat more embedded…

clearly a fan of swallowing.

Translation: Jameis Winston Case Stalled When Woman Receives Large Sum Of Small Unmarked Bills

"A Skeet from JEET"-John Sterling

Am I the only one who can't stop watching Brees's neck on that hit??