Justin I believe there has been a misunderstanding here. Trail Rated on modern Jeeps simply mean it will safely navigate shopping center parking lots and the occasional drive over a curb or parking block. 

Voice commands are hard to use when slurping Elon's nutsack.

Exactly. Counter-intuitive, stupid, dangerous. Twenty whatever the hell steps forward in EV visibility and disruption (and admittedly awesome acceleration/performance). Thirtyderp steps back in previously-perfected, frequently-used, safe vehicle operations.

Because touch screen!  Because fancy!  Because we don’t know how car interiors or driving work!  Because the laser eyeballs will do it, you don’t need to drive!  Autopilot! 

In before all the Tesla fanboys come and tell you how you are dumb, wrong, that windshield wiper controls in a touch screen are actually the best way to handle controlling them (because reasons), people who can’t figure it out are dumb, and you should bow before your new lord Elon Musk

Your addiction to old, broken cars has gone international.  

Mulan, no. Black Widow, perhaps if I own it.

Yup.

Hahaha. No. I’m patient. I can wait.

What exactly does the $30 get you? A single viewing? 24 hour rental? What?

“You are definitely going to pay this stupidly rich company to watch this movie.”  Uh, no... No I won’t.  I’ll watch stuff that’s been out for awhile and is a lot cheaper, or free.  Just watch stuff that’s older, stick with it, and you will always have the same amount of stuff to watch, just cheaper.  There is no need…

I’ll pay that for Black Widow right now.

Reading the article, I’m leaning more towards the Maverick being more Bronco Sport pickup than Transit. Both vehicles share enough parts that this is where the confusion might be coming in.

Here’s my Photoshop of what that would look like, which I think looks pretty alright for a compact unibody trucklet:

Additionally, it’s not the license plate reader that noted the license plate number was for a stolen motorcycle with a Montana plate, not an SUV with a Colorado plate.

Exactly.

yeah, they should make settlements come out of police funds, then you will see that the “bad cops” will start getting called out

It’s not the license plate reader that decided that recovering a stolen car required combat tactics. That was a human decision. 

A friend spent two days in lockup because a local cop had the reading skills of an ameoba.

Or you could just slow the fuck down when approaching an intersection with obviously-poor visibility. Have you driven through farm country? It’s mostly just endless straight roads with occasional intersections. Just use the left pedal every once in a while, jeez.

Make a new one of these, you fucking COWARDS