CrispyDX

7/17/19

This, combined with the fact that (as a Canadian) I can no longer reliably access US Netflix, and I can’t watch 21:9 movies in full screen on my 21:9 monitor means I barely use it anymore.

7/15/19

Besides the racism there’s this:

7/10/19

Maybe when your city is below sea level on a coast frequently hit by hurricanes, instead of thinking “Build better dikes/levees/flood walls”, you should be thinking “Move”.

7/10/19

It’s almost as if it were a really bad idea to build (and rebuild) a city below sea level.

7/10/19

Or, as it’s known in the UK, “a day.”

7/10/19

Production version spotted in the wild

7/10/19

Allow residential/cell customers to charge callers per call like you used to be able to do with a 900 number. Let them set numbers that shouldn’t be charged, and everyone else has to pay $2.00/minute or sumsuch.

7/10/19

My first thought was “WTF were they thinking?!”

7/9/19

...had only 106,000 miles on the clock.

7/9/19

Rich people will happily splash out millions of dollars on cool stuff. It’s a much better business model than trying to sell things at a loss to the poors but make it up in volume.

7/4/19

7/3/19

Objection! You’re misinterpreting #3, “Conducted outside a fully enclosed garage and resulting in any vehicle being inoperable for a period in excess of twenty-four hours.”

7/3/19

I mean, you bought that house immediately right? My wife could be bitching about the bathrooms or whatever and all I’d be thinking is garage with a lift. The only way it could be better is if it was detached.

7/3/19

Fuck that. I want to wrench on my car and when I’m done I want to drive said car to donate to the nearest planned parenthood, afterward I’m going to the range to shoot my guns.

7/2/19

A motorcycle safety campaign from the New York City Department of Transportation tells riders to “stay in middle of travel lane,” which would’ve ended poorly in this situation.

7/2/19