How people who buy these things manage to procreate is beyond me.

Ladies.

Came here for this! Now I want to re-watch it...

And the ballpark for the Hackensack Bulls.

CHP: We are closing the highway to the danger zone.

Does Canada even have jails or do they just accept a heartfelt apology?

So he built a Ridgeline? 

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A few years ago at the California State Fair CalTrans brought their 18-wheeler driving simulator for all to try. Even in that artificial environment you realize the massiveness and challenges of driving one. I gained a new appreciation for big rig drivers.

Neither is a Renegade.

5th gear - being rich /= being smart. Uber and Lyft are just pyramid schemes to prop up the initial series A money with suckers down the road and letting the founders and wahtnot cash out while screwing everyone else.

You mean… keep us

If you park your taxi in my driveway, you can bet your ass I’m having yellow hunk of shit towed.

Sounds like Bird and Lime don’t like having their business model disrupted.

Yeah, this is sweet. Although David is obviously correct that the “jeep” on the tailgate needs to be stamped. But, man, this is pretty much spot on and i wish Jeep would make it. 

Jeep,

“I want a long bed...so I can put a stupidly large tire in it”

David, I swear there was something else on your to-do list besides watching youtube videos... What was it, now? 

When asked for comment, cockroaches responded “Don’t lump us in with those douchebags.”

Yep.