Those Chianti and fava bean jokes must get old, which is why I plan to one day prank Hopkins with one of those jokes but with my penis tucked between my legs.
Chris
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Between his ears apparently.
Man, I kept reading the comments getting more and more excited nobody had made a basement in the Alamo joke yet and was getting all ready to make one and then yours is the last comment DAMMIT.
You, sir, win ALL the stars!
Lol, nice.
That Hertz!
MO Ben,
You gotta think there’s two or three of them who can only get a hard-on if they get tasered in the balls.
He’s literally got two handguns pointed at his dick, unholstered.
Maybe she meant “He’s very peaceful now that he’s died of a heart attack after tasering himself in the balls.”
this is why shit gets burnt down
Someone needs to keep a tally of how many pardon recipients are Black or POC.
Legally, yes. Morally...hmmmmmm...yes but you didn’t hear that, so go do it.
Yeah I’m all for a little snark and sarcasm but god, it’s laid on so thick in every single article now. It’s just gotten obnoxious and juvenile and I feel like I’m reading something written by a try-hard high-schooler. Then again, the general quality of writing here has gone downhill since the great Kinjapocalypse.
It’s all of G/O Media like that these days, not just AV Club.
Question for the AV Club staff: when did the site’s house style officially change to “be so smug and snarky that whatever credible point might be buried in the article is invalidated”?
rydy’s response: “*fart*”
Two crazy aspects: First, he went to hotel management, who was handling the situation before he inserted himself and escalated. Second, his response to getting punch in the face should be to punch back, not to immediately pull a gun and fire. That’s the response if the kid pulls a weapon, which he did not.
Seriously, we are talking premeditated murder, here. The asshole went to his room to get his gun before coming back to start shit. This asshole is Murder 1. Hope he likes general population.