What makes you think only gay men engage in golden showers, hand jobs, and blow jobs, Mr. Pence? Have you been on the internet without your mother again?

The Takenizer

Well sure.  An acetylene torch will light steel on fire and a nuclear explosion will cause granite to burn.  So of course a carbohydrate will burn at a much lower temperature.  Mrs Lizardo once caught bread on fire in the microwave somehow.  I just never really thought about using a long stick of pasta as a match.

“But human stories aren’t part of the Marvel films’ business plan”

GOOD LUCK!?!?!?! That feckless cunt

Yeah, but he was black; we were supposed to be worrying about him being black, which apparently is way worse than being blatantly evil in public.

Every day, friend.

Remember when Barack was President and we didn’t have to worry about who anyone was fucking and what porn they were watching?

You know this fucker thinks a “VPN” is an STD.

Lane was already on their bad side for walking in to the plant every morning and stating, “It’s like a sausage factory in here!”

he planted the piece of paper and wire connector

Wisconsin Factory Charged With Inserting Sausage Into Foreign Worker

charged with inserting foreign objects into its sausages

A deuce is a deuce

close comments, we’re done here

+ number 2

28%, I guess I would be a very poor religious / moral zealot.

Not to be too meta, but will the anti-banners be disturbed if the Bible is banned?

I got a score of 85 by picking the most idiotic responses. A pretty effective strategy as it turned out.

The Toni Morrison book was the only one I got wrong. The trick these is to try to pick the dumbest looking answer. That reasoning also applies in real life when trying to figure out why anybody is trying to trying to ban books.