The only way a “stand your ground” defense would work would be if the prosecutor, judge, and police were completely corrupt and bigoted.

Maybe it’s a fork?

Finally! Someone gets it!

Hey, that means they’re NOT gonna take it!

Check out Garfunkel and Oates “Go Kart Racing Accidentally Masturbating” on YouTube.

OMG, that looks like it was designed by H. R. Giger on a bad day.

“In her first major case, Mitchell sentenced the Reverend Paul LeBrun to 111 years in prison for molesting boys in the 1980s.”

Dick “non dairy creamer” would have been better.

You should go haz a cheezeburger. It will cheer Uup.

Haha, I read that as “going postal.”

Try the chalupacabra.

He loves them in his own way.

“Tou pee,” hehe...

They had gay Nazis. Until they purged the Brownshirts, anyway.

“Hail Hydra!”

Should have let him into acting school, kinda like they should have let Hitler into art school.

Do you mean killing baby Hitler? Yes, they’re always cute when they’re babies.

“They aren’t cages. They are well ventilated, quick deployable time-out rooms.”

That line does work for a milkshake.

But it does take place dozens of years in the future. Lots of dozens. Shitloads.