AHHHHH! My eyes! First Courtney Love now THIS?!?

@pishposhspice: Ew, the image of someone "falling into" Courtney Love... Blegh!

@pishposhspice: or "you must be this tall to RIDE the plastic-surgery-loving, coke-hoovering, anorexic fame-whore".

I want to be able to rock that hair. Can a white chick do that?

How about completely offensive to my eyes this morning at work?

I could have gone the rest of today with out fugly shoes.

@kgibbs: oh god, I was trying to picture that.

@Kittenish: my thoughts exactly.

I don't think she has to be eating candy to make the crazy face.

That fur collar is RIDICULOUS!

@BAngieB: Oh noes! I love candy cigs. Yum!

Working at my job for a year now with fickle (all male) clients has certainly taught me to not work very hard at all.

@Miss Expatria: I second that. I never thought about reading Jezebel as "research".

@BiscuitDoughJones: I would buy the Spice Girls Flame Thrower.

I just got back into the office over the holiday break and THIS was the first story I read on Jez... You hippies STILL aren't convincing me to procreate!

I have to say, after reading the story of this yesterday, all last night my dreams revolved around Jezebel's Moe.

@HRHKingFriday: HA!

Row Model? FAIL

I wash my face with hot water in the morning, no soap, and only a little soap - Dial - at night to remove any minimal makeup that I might have put on that day. I have naturally oily skin but since I've started not taking all the oil off my face, my skin's improved.

@fluffy_alligator: I second that.