isn't this a bit late? Channukkah's over already.@spryte: Don't feel bad about your menorah. I drew one on our company's accountant's dry erase board this year and "lit" a candle every day with yellow and orange marker.

Butter Wizard?

@katastic: LOL! I'm glad you like it. I tend to use it a TON where I work... you know how it is.

@BAngieB: Hahaha! I never even thought of that. Nice.

@Katastic: OMG, I read that and it TOTALLY FREAKED ME OUT!

"After I did a line, I fed him one off my fist while he still had his kid in the sling. There was, like, coke dust in the air over this baby's head."

I'd just like to say that I love every single one of you Jezebels. You make my day SO much better with your comments. :)

*headdesk*

Oh my god, this is my brother.

Oh this is awful. @So5MinutesAgo: Nice.

Sorry, I don't watch The View. Too much estrogen.

My roommate and I are currently watching 3rd season of Dawson's Creek... Ah, Pacey is STILL my favs.

My first thought at seeing that photo: Drag Queen.

This is awful. And those bitch judges... it makes me almost wish that THEY were raped and then told "Oh, well, I guess you were asking for it." Almost.

@MsKenney: I agree. I find myself staring at that hairdo for hours trying to figure it out. How much hair does one need to have in order to achieve such a thing?

I recently bought a hallow chocolate Santa that looked like a butt plug. :D

Say what you will: Mo Rocca is HOT!

This is SICK! Goddammit! I give up!

I am so OVER that huge beehive hair do! NEXT!

@Reluctant Financer: When I do ads, I always try to put two guys together and make up their back story that they're a homosexual couple. HEHE