Those "shoes" are not appropriate for ANY time. Ever.

I work for an ad agency in Dover, Arkansas where I was supposed to only work at for a year and now I have it planned out to be here at a 3 year minimum.

I once took in a one eyed dog while living with my mom... my mom STILL has that dog. She's such a cutie!

She looks like a retarded Jessica Simpson. Whoops! I just repeated my self there since "retarded" and "Jessica Simpson" are the same thing

Ugh, those pants.

This whole story just beaks my heart and any faith I had in humanity. It surprises me to no end some times the things that people will do to one another. The Drews are not people but animals that turn on their own kind. I guess it's a good thing though, that this sort of thing shocks us; it lets us know that we…

@ DIRTYFEZ: It's good to know that that happens to other people. I always joke that when I hear a baby cry, my ovaries explode.

OMG, all the girls in my office do this from time to time... I never join in and it usually ends when somebody has a birthday a week later.

OMG! I could NOT stop laughing at work. I'm waiting for the day I see some of MY advertising up on here.

No way! Seriously? That's Kate Hudson?

Congrats to the top commenters. I'd love to comment more but this damn job gets in the way. :(

I'm proud to say that I'm a douche virgin. YAY!

@ ASYLUM: Thank you!

I hate that coat.

@ WESTVILLAGEGIRL: YES! If not her then someone high up in her organization does use insulin. I hate these hypocritical asshats. Animals are NOT people and that's that.

No, I pretty much hate this woman. She IS an attention whore as is her the rest of her PETA cronies. I'm no fan of that organization. They can go fuck themselves.

She's sad because she's hungry. Someone give this girl a cracker!

Wait, and Star thinks that Courtney Love's cigarette stained fingernails is a newsflash?

@JEWESS: My sentiments exactly.

@PINKSOXHAT: "These are totally gross and even when I was 15 I wouldn't have been so desperate as to drink alcohol out of a shoe." LOL! Love it! I could just picture someone sitting in a restaurant pouring rum into a glass of Coke from their sneaker. YUCK!