WTF?! "Well, this is Africa?" Get a fucking life you asshole. If I were that girl I'd do everything in my power to rip him a new asshole and then some. He's a pitiful excuse for a human being.

@nofrillslabelwhore: I was thinking the same thing.

@theformerjunerobinson: Thanks! I agree that this type of writing should be a profession. I'd say that I could write this sort of letter to any of my exs, but halfway through I'd just be like, "Eh, fuck it." I can't go the distance and I'm CERTAINLY not as creative as THIS young woman.

I had to stop halfway through that letter because I was confused. Was HE the bastard or was SHE the bitch? Forks? Mother-fucking? Magical kingdoms? Is this a break-up letter or instructions on how to build a time machine? Either way, the guy dodged a bullet.

Apparently No Bra also equals Off-Duty.

I would LOVE to hang out with Alice. Awesome.

@MISSVIOLASWAMP: I wondered the same thing when I saw this picture.

I hope some of the cooks spat in her food. Or worse.

Now my grandmother is a democrat... but she also lives in Arkansas...

You know, after a certain age, the I'm-gonna-dye-my-hair-some-unnatural-colour-so-as-to-be-hip thing is SO inappropriate.

Idina has the most kick ass voice. I usually sing myself hoarse in about 5 minutes trying to sing like her.

@ BOTTLEDCYNICISM: I feel your indecision.

@helen: Great!

@sakade: In that dress you can't even tell if she has "muffins".

She dresses like my grandmother. hrmmmm...

@FourInchHeels: I didn't at first but your mention of it now has the song stuck in my head.

At first glance I thought that was a bedroom, but then I was like "Why are there shower curtains in a bedroom?" then I saw a sink. Then, I got really creeped out. You KNOW that that bathroom is her MAIN bathroom too. Creep-y.

Wow.

Oh come on! She's a grown woman! What PR person of hers is letting her leave the house like that? It's like she mugged some 16 year old for their clothes and accessories.

"Sweater tights" and "Sweater dress"? WTF?!?!?!