Sounds like you might be better off playing Jesus’ partner, BMX Bandit.

Or... You could just let people enjoy things. Sounds like you're the boorish douchebag who lords their opinion on everyone else.

Poison Ivy ..Cardi B .

Wow such a rebel. I’m truly impressed. You really hate companies, random internet user and Kotaku commenter. I’m sure you don’t even pay for your internet service! And you don’t even use large websites! So badass. Awesome attitude. 10/10

3-9 is more likely.

They should post another one that says: “I am a former social media account manager.”

It’s that whole fucking offense revolves around iso with Harden or a 4 on 4 play with Harden standing out of the play with his hands on his hips like Forrest Gump.

Not with that attitude you can’t. I mean, have you even seen Michael Jackson’s Black or White video?

At least for some of us, the joy and beauty of watching sports is the constant chance, however small, that we’ll get to witness something ethereal and magical. That’s why Steph, and the pre-KD warriors, were such a joy. The ball is moving constantly...Steph is moving constantly....and at any moment he can pull up from…

I don’t care how many shots he hits or total points he scores- watching James Harden play basketball just sucks.

I’m a lifelong Knicks fan so take my basketball knowledge and taste with whatever grain you choose but I personally feel that Steph Curry is the most entertaining player in the league to watch while James Harden is without a doubt the least. The Warriors will be better then people think this season for the very…

I always enjoy Burn Gorman, I liked his douchebag character in Torchwood, Pacific Rim films and Turn: Washington’s Spies, so I am looking forward to this season of my favorite sci-fi series.

He was also a right bastard on Game of Thrones, for what it’s worth.

Looks like Peterson finally learned not to go for the switch.

Intercessions are absolutely a key to this matchup. Whoever wins the turnover battle, wins the game.

It’s Boston. They were already going to piss in their cup and throw it at the ref anyway

As a 6'7 man, I suggest we burn them all at the stake, then parade their charred corpses infront of the younger generation to ensure the message is received.

And on top of that, realistically, the chances that this is a joyless cash grab are just too high to dismiss. 

Same. The second and third movies sapped all of the excitement I had about the first right out of me.

Aspire to be Dino.