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Fighters today only think about winning and put on boring fights,

Tomorrow’s Headline: UFC FIGHTER DIES IN MULTI-CAR PILE UP

Alternative title: UFC Fighter Puts Himself and Others In Danger 

I consider it to be the first viral video, whether it actually is or not. It definitely was for me, though.

Because we can’t have nice things when people are paid $.05/word to tell us what we like is shit.

also have a vape tucked between her breasts?

Can we root for them to be so bad that the 1972 Dolphins retroactively have their perfect season stripped so we never have to hear about it again?

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Games with poorly implemented subtitles you say?

Does the woman with a bag over her head also have a vape tucked between her breasts?

Subtitlers need to try harder to avoid spoiling things, too.

The reason real he and Ben Roethlisberger didn’t get along was because they were too similar.

Awesome!

Steelers fans like him again now

How is it possible for a comment to be this perfect?

Derek Carr: "I would be more upset if I weren't so heavily sedated."

Considering the whole time this was happening there was an actual documentary crew following everyone around and filming as much as possible, that makes the comparison even more fitting.

Everyone involved in this saga on both the Steelers and the Raiders feels like a character in a Christopher Guest movie.

+1 Alderaan being blown up by the Death Star

And like that, the laughs of a million Steelers fans were suddenly silenced.

“Every story deserves a happy ending.”