As somebody that does a decent amount of work in trenches... those guys are really, really dumb.

“It’s been a few weeks since we saw inexplicably famous white nationalist Richard Spencer punched in the face...”

It’s perfectly explicably - the media repeatedly covered the story about him getting punched, and vastly increased the guy’s exposure as a result. Same goes for the Berkeley protests over Milo…

God, I wish Carnik Con would start making videos again.

Excellent Kinja.

I’m pretty good at shooters, including the prior Battlefield games, and I have a lot of trouble with BF1. None of the guns seem particularly accurate to me, and the damage model doesn’t make a whole hell of a lot of sense, either.

Whatever you say, Mom.

Yeah, not gona lie: I did not expect this when I searched for “black sailor” on Google. Totally planned on posting Village People or a screencap of Cuba Gooding Jr in Pearl Harbor.

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Nail. Head. Hammer.

It’s just... boring, unfortunately. Uninstalled it after doing maybe 20 missions.

You win.

Really, my biggest problem with San Andreas was some laziesness in map design along the northern edges of the island (ex: the beach north of the Haitan area). That’s one hell of a minor nitpick, because it’s pretty damn rare that you get out that way.

I’d go Blood Money, Hitman (2016), Contracts, Codename 47, Silent Assassin, and, lastly, Abomination Absolution.

I put Contracts ahead of Codename 47 only because the control scheme was much refined at that point, and it did a good job rehashing the original game while adding some awesome new levels (ex: the…

Have they fixed the bugs with Commandos on newer versions of Windows? I remember re-installing the original on my PC maybe five years ago and finding that it was running at like 8x the normal speed.

I love me some Melvins, and this is one of my favorites, despite it being a cover. The original version of this song by Wipers is awesome, too.

The one where he drops him off the bridge is so damn good. Never even thought you could speed through the map that fast.

Noodles? Atrocious.

It’s like Debbie Does Dallas, but with less pubic hair.

Agreed 100%. The general crappiness of most of the atarter maps* beats out the slower pilot movement (slash-goofy method of getting up to TF1 speed), lack of the big battle with AI feel of the original, moving to a class-based system, ruining rodeos, replacing Burn Cards with what’s basically killstreaks, etc. as to…