Las Vegas Paigows.

Truth.

Chip Kelly would probably approve.

Well, that’s one way to try and make yourself relevant again.

The Dodgers have been bums since 1883. Don’t fool yourself.

“The Giants won, but under the circumstances, it had to feel like a pretty goddamn terrible win.”

As a Giants fan who’s been watching and listening to them flounder since All-Star break: No, not really. I think we’re all a bit bummed, but aren’t going to complain about a shutout win.

Pretty sure that that’s the case.

It’s definitely Thellps.

I had to search to see if “downstorm” is actually a thing that people say. It doesn’t appear that it is, but maybe you can make it happen, Timothy.

*fap*

A hippo vs a rhino in a street fight? I think that depends on whether or not the street is flooded.

I’m starring this because “HighlySelassie” is just a superb name.

You’re welcome, friend.

stone cold mortal lock of the century... OF THE WEEK

Murph and Mac on KNBR played not one, not two, but THREE terrible Gabbert parody songs yesterday. Ugh.

Things I didn’t know until this post: The new Ghostbusters movie is already out in theaters.

What in the world...?

“1989 bro! Giants suck!”