Maybe future ones, but “The Forger” wasn’t terrific, IMHO. It was no trouble whatsoever to Silent Assassin it, and, had I thought about it a bit more in advance, I probably could have done it without changing out of my suit with no issues.

I came.

Dingers, baby, dingers!

Close whatever awful Alissa Walker article it is that I mistakenly clicked on?

Ref: *drops puck*

Amazing.

There’s a bad dogs/Reds bullpen joke in here somewhere.

Not necessarily true. I’ve been to a “smog only” station that offered to take my car to their repair shop to replace a part, and then bring it back to re-run the smog check.

edit: Their repair shop was about a half-mile down the road, and run by a cousin, apparently.

I have no hope for he who moves within earshot of Laguna Seca and complains about the track noise, for I reserve all my hope for he who moves within earshot of Laguna Seca because of the track noise.

Fuck off and deal with it? Fuck off and move elsewhere? Fuck off and do some actual research your future home’s surrounding before purchasing it?

2. Fuck NIMBY cunts. If you move in next to a racetrack/airport/shooting range/mining facility/shipyard/football field/military explosive ordination training facility and feel the need to complain about it, then please, by all means, fuck off and die.

“We are the Salmon Defense Front?”

Did I hear that correctly?

Wait... A-10... A-X. X is the Roman numeral for 10. The A-X program results in the USAF buying more A-10s!

I had a bone-in NY strip on Sunday. I fucked up. Shoulda gone with the ribeye.

Alissa Walker’s burner account?

+80ina65

Thank you for reminding me to watch The Fugitive again.

No mention of the fact that this is the first time that Golden State has beaten the Spurs in San Antonio since 1997*? C’mon, man.

*in the regular season

To put it as simply as possible, some people are fucking assholes. Case in point: Murderers.

“The other reason you know he was one of the greats is because every goddamn modern country star is constantly yapping about what a great he was. Merle, Johnny, Hank, Waylon, Willie ... these guys only exist on country radio nowadays as totems, as cheap name-drops.”

David Allen motherfucking Coe had those suckers beat…