I can accept that, but you should know that the shortest you can legally go in the US is probably only going to be 9.5-11.5” less. Hardly much of a difference.

Not sure what the length of the shotgun has to do with anything, aside from the typical gun/dick-size bullshit that invariably crops up, which I have to assume is what you were going for. The reason that shotguns (for hunting, or shooting trap/skeet/sporting clays) are long (typically 28 to 30 inch barrels) is that…

The kind who was out all morning in the hopes of avoiding the game, and got home in time to watch the Sharks game and the end of the F1 race, and who stupidly got sucked into tge trainwreck by flipping over to The Fifth Quarter listing, thinking that the game was over. Ugh.

Midway through the fourth. I’m sure that Geep Chryst planned it that way, though. “Well, Kaep, we’ll get the wide receivers to run downfield, and then you just shovel it to the RB. It’ll work great. Trust me.”

Couldn’t be further from the truth, but, hey, don’t stop believing!

I’m already too late to beat the “OMG that’s RACIST and I’m OFFENDED” post party, aren’t I?

SHOVEL PASSES

Air-to-air excavator kill? Impressive.

I don’t expect Gabbert to be good. I expect him to be laughably bad.

“would have went to one more if his punt returner didn’t muff punts”

Alex Smith was QB for that game, not Kaepernick.

I don’t disagree with you regarding the coaching, or his playoff performances. That hasn’t helped him one bit. The off-season coaching with Kurt Warner didn’t seem to help him, either. Sorry, but it’s…

Bomani Jones. Ha. Please.

Also a Niners fan.

I refuse to believe that Kaepernick will "figure things out." He's had several YEARS at this point to do so, and he can't. Bring on Yo Gabba Gabbert, so at least I can laugh while wasting my Sundays.

“Weird Al Yankovic has expanded his abilities to parody.”

+1

Seriously. I get that what happened to the kid sucks, but all the kid do was disassemble a fucking clock... and place it in a box.

Aside from “looking cool,” what the the hell is the point of modeling quick-detach sling swivels without modeling a sling? #tacticool #deadweight

1. Fuck you, Will, The Life Aquatic is great!
2. Honestly, did anyone actually expect Rock the Casbah to be a good, or even decent, movie? Nothing about any of the trailers made me think: “This will be decent.” Nothing. Not even Bill Groundhog-Day Ghostbustin’-ass Murray could save this one.
3. FOREVER IN THE GRAYS

*golfclap*

I literally just told somebody yesterday that “flat dark earth is out, and foliage green is in for 2016.”

Giants fan here: Fuck the Dodgers!