The problem is who in Africa is doing things. In the 19th century, colonizers teamed up with local elites who were greedy enough to take their share and leave the rest of their compatriots in poverty and oppression. It is a real concern, because the concentration of wealth is as big a problem on the African continent…

Meth?

Becuz unfortunately us taxpayers would end up paying Tyson Co or General Mills...$2 a nugget and 20$ a bowl of cereal

Dance, coon. DANCE.

Economic anxiety is always a factor.

They are bitter about the weather, the fact that all the jobs left and that their college football will never be as good as that of the SEC.

Wait, what now!?! He’s a political prisoner.

Come see mine.  I has cute ponies.  JYQE.

Brian Williams said he was there when Michael wrote the piece

Saw this recently and had to think of you:

Aw man, he’s still alive? He needs to get his shanking and go away.

FreeMumia!

Yes, there is racism in those countries, but they have fewer non-whites and definitely fewer Black people. It’s the Black people that really get them riled up.

The bad news is that he is going to force them to watch a Madea film marathon on the journey back to the US as a penance.

My guess is they do, but getting money from someone in another country is way harder.

FYI, folks. If you have enough money to travel internationally, you have enough money to protect yourself in case of medical emergency. You need two things:

Lots of people say they love Jesus, but Mr. Perry’s actions speak louder than words.

They could just stage a high-speed car wreck in Paris. Worked last time. 

There used to be this website called “Deadspin” (it was pretty good!) that did what I still consider to be the definitive take-down of Whitlock. It was biting and they had ALL the receipts:

That’s because I bring the folding tables from my job. It’s a primary objective assigned to me by the Uncles.

I will never understand the black connection to Christianity, a religion that can’t get nine chapters into the first book of its scripture without busting out the racism (see Ham’s Curse and its antebellum use as the means to justify slavery.)