Then you really need to find a better chef.

Y’all be acting like you never ate scrapple.

tea and crumpets is the win.

That last paragraph.

So, Reverend Al, whose ass are you sniffing for a paycheck this time?

I was in a stroller with Martin Luther King, Jr (get the name fully correct, son) ...

Starred for ‘check your boy’.

Ironic ... a black site prison, dontcha think?

Shit, even Mississippi doesn’t want Bamalama.

They’re all princes in Nigeria. I’d say “just ask”, but they usually lead with it.

The Rock? Oh, the irony ...

White Americans sure can be all kinds of trash.

You tell no lies. Nigga moments multiply like Tribbles ...

Fucking cracker ass judge doesn’t even realize that ‘mandatory minimum’ is 13.8 years according to the Constitution. As an aside, wtf do black people still insist on residing in these states full of the worst kind of fuckery? Shit, we’d be much better of many other places ...

Normally, I’d have a snappy reply about ‘he ate all of his wages’ or ‘no semi smart, semi literate restaurateur would ever lock Wilfork in the freezer’ ... but this time all I can say is that the POS needs to be publicly hanged until dead.

Yes, I hear you, but this wokeness is self proclaimed?

Who are these woke white folks (straight up, my phone autofilled ‘fools’) you reference?

It’s Kintukka that we’re talking about. Guns and horse is all they care about or know. And keeping weed illegal so that all the modern ‘bootleggers’ keep that cash flowing.

20 years ago, bruh

not a single dollar more than he needs to keep his mostly redneck, racist, ignorant as fuck constituency voting for him, ya’ meant in line one, right?