If she’s in my house and her mouth looks good, I might. No crime in asking.

Well, we can let them be our slaves for the next half a millennium “den dose bitches will ha’ sumpin cry bout”

The white peoples are good at hearing but shitty at listening.

Real talk: His trainer, he may have (or not) sexually assaulted. But this muralist? He just silently asked for a blowjob and took no for the answer - no crime there. This is why some sexual assault charges get dropped by DAs. (Besides - never ever trust a nigga who dyes any part of his hair blonde, especially that…

Even if spotted him the  ... which letter does CTE begin with?

Stop giving these bitches oxygen. The best way to put out a fire is to remove the oxygen. Who really gives a fuck what Becky and Chad do in their 95% white college, that is so bottom tier that they got accepted. We’ve got bigger fires, mass conflagrations to worry about, and sadly this is a topic. Fuck me. Save your…

Bernie smokes weed.

So, they going to jail?

And, by the way, Bill got game and didn’t need to waste time tryna get that hummer. Just winked at her and nodded towards his johnson. The time wasted by Newt “Divorce my wife while she’s undergoing surgery’ Fuckrich, Widestance Craig and teh rset of the Repo men tryna sue him for that hummer. And failed. Bitches and…

He’s white ... she’s white ... but the Mexican fuckin’ your mom ain’t

Got our asses beat on 9/11/01 and bled dry ever since. By a bunch of fuckin’ goat herders.

“What is ‘All of them’, Alex?”

Just a reminder, 9/11 happened because all of ‘the best’ white people were asleep at the switch (except for the ones who orchestrated the whole thing) except for Rowley(?), who the white men blew off.

Good. Great. Now American niggas might learn that they ain’t all that on the court. Best players or not sent, it should always be no contest, as all them #pussyassbitches play in the NBA. Keep their black asses in China. I don’t want them back.

Deadspin, Gawker, whoever won’t print this but that’s not gonna stop me: You dumb ass, negro. That text message is pretty much gonna cost you a few million.

Duke? Bitch heard that and probably DM’d him to meet for drinks later.

I was once proud to be an American, to call myself an American when overseas. Now, I just say that I’m from Toronto.

Shit, I’ve known more than one white person who has named his black dog, “Nigger.”

Bitch, women marry objectionable guys who are wealthy since forever.

Woke? Google? (expletive, use your fave), please.