He got you there, vanhungry. Set to Mr. Tomorrow.

yeah, you know all of us ... Dis? Missed!

None of y’all obviously has ever been to Thailand. It’s a thing, accept it (between two or more consenting adults, as always).

And he really cares about her ass.

Came here for this.

Heather, formerly of Charlottesville, on line 2 ...

#notallni ... how do we spell that?

Define good. Wearing the Ivanka mask?

Wait a good goddamn second!? A Nigerian boyfriend?!!! Aw, sookie sookie, some shit is gonna be going down when the African grifter grifts the American grifters.

Kristen, tell them muthafukkas who you are ... I’m Bella, bitches

Thomas (overrated because, we know)/Taylor (beast) years were so underachieving.

You Still crying about this?

How white of them ...

You’re fun and sought out at parties.

Once again, reaffirming what all real grown ups know: the only person over 25 that should still be on a skateboard is Tony Hawk. Do I now get ungreyed for kinja-ing two stories of the day into one comment?

Shit, Hitler couldn’t trust Mussolino either.

Was only a matter of time, but I hope all involved recover.

Let me get this straight (and ungreyed) ... 36 year old pitcher throws no hitter (cool, very cool) and last pitch is 97 mph, but he’s not juicing at all?

This nigga is still corny as fuck even after living in LA for a yeah. Can take the coon out of Ohio, but you can’t take Ohio outta the coon.

SO, the Knicks and the Jets are having a race to the bottom ... which team will have the last fan standing?