Who would win in a fight, Harambe or Jill Stein?

How was burning man, btw?

Beats sending in a SpecOps squad. Drones kill fewer innocent people than practically any other method in warfare. Now, I know that war wouldn’t exist in the utopian children’s museum under Dr. Peoples’ Commisar Chill Stein, but here in the real world, sometimes somebody has to do the dirty.

OPEN YOUR EYES SHEEPLE. CIA STARTED AIDS AND KILLED PRINCESS DI.

Jesus, you whiffed on your cue to post a Salon.com article. But, fair enough. I don’t blame Clinton, a senator from New York, for voting to invade Iraq in the wake of 9/11, especially after being lied to by the Bushes.

US hasn’t carpet bombed since Vietnam, you political-plebeian.

Dr Medical Doctor Jill Stein, M.D., can probably fix it all just by uttering a long string of buzzwords. “United States Imperialism.” “Death-robots.” “War on Terror is a Modern Day Crusade.”

I know, it’s not as humane as Jill Stein’s approach to the crises in the Middle East, flying a gyrocopter that drops GMO-free candies and unicorn farts on Raqqa, but I’m going to stick with the person who has the most experience.

Wow. I’m impressed that you’ve found someone with even less government experience than Stein, but hey. I love her idea to get rid of missile defense programs and transfer the “billions” to “jobs”. What a year to be alive.

Jill Stein thinks wifi rots your brain, and though you’re providing pretty solid evidence of that belief, that’s up there with being a vaccine truther. Oh shit, she’s also a vaccine truther.

God fuck this knuckle-dragging Neanderthal. Back when I was an intern with a media company in Washington, the first debt ceiling crisis was ongoing (not the one that shut down the federal government). The Republicans were threatening to stop all negotiations unless the Balanced Budget Amendment was added to the…

She’s not from Washington, and it doesn’t matter how many times you Mrrrlynd-dwelling, crab-fucking scalawags say it. Bethesda is the ingrown toenail of the nation’s capital with garbage bars and stupidly skinny streets. Your drivers make the idiots with diplomatic plates look like goddamn savants. Bethesda is so…

I love Larry as a writer, and as a recurring guest on TDS, so I really wanted to like this show. But he just isn’t that great of a host. The panel segments were just awful, and (except for Mike Yard) I didn’t find the comedians who were on the show very entertaining.

My first girlfriend in college did that when we had sex the first few times. It was weird.

And how many of those women are interested in or able to afford the clothing in this article? I can’t say, but I doubt its a majority. Look, as I said in my first post, they should do more to appeal to plus sized women. But do you think that Old Navy, the company you cite, doesn’t have that data in front of them? They…

I don’t know, I don’t run a multi-national clothing corporation.

And to add on what I said: if Coca Cola wanted to make 14oz bottles, it wouldn’t just require more ingredients. It would require new bottling facilities, new assembly line procedures, new training for the workers there, as well as a whole lot of other things that cost a company a lot of money. And, despite the fact…

There are not as many plus sized people, therefore there is less demand for plus sized clothing, therefore there is a limited supply of plus sized clothing. That means that if someone who is plus sized wants a specific article of clothing, there simply aren’t as many and a retailer has a higher price because their…

And a 16 requires a lot more material than a 0. I have trouble fitting in most cars and airline seats because my lets are too long. There aren’t enough of me yet to make companies change that. There aren’t enough plus sized people yet to force companies to invest in a wider selection of plus sized clothing. Thems the…

I’m not saying that designers shouldn’t make more plus sized clothes, but it would require a huge capital investment to, yes, retool those factories. Plus-sized clothing requires more material, for one, and depending on how the clothes are made, the facilities themselves would need to be changed. Like if Coca Cola…