I put empty gift cards in my burner wallet when I go to foreign countries, warzones, or Baltimore. All I need is 10 seconds to get away and disappear.

If you think Kevin Smith was a bad filmmaker between 1994 and 2004 it’s going to be tough to take your opinions on film making seriously.

I say this about every ICE agent: if you don’t condone these actions, quit. By continuing to wear that badge, you are complicit with every action your brethren take; just following orders is what they said at Nuremberg, too. At some point, you will be hunted just as they were.

I know there are people who would never want to live in a place surrounded by cornfields, but my god, ocean animals are fucking WEIRD. I’ll keep my deer and occasional wild turkeys, thanks.

Wow, that second picture isn’t even remotely phallic...

Oh my god - i spent 12 hours in the bahamas and no one was there to wait on me. I had to drink vodka from a bottle.

I really think they would have been alright in their incompetence if their greed hadn’t gotten the best of them. No plans and 6,000 people??? If you kept the event at an “exclusive” cap of like 500 people or something they probably could have pulled it off. I’m sure there’d still be FEMA tents and shitty food, but it…

They know nothing of inciting violence, back in my day (and I thought this was embarrassing)

I really want a job as an influencer. I recommend fruit flavored seltzer water, mixed breed dogs, never wearing shoes with Velcro, and Fun Dip Lik-a-Stix. Does anyone feel influenced? Give me a dollar.

A Staten Island, N.Y.

she liked it so she put a stamp on it.

Listen, I know defense lawyers have a job to do, but in some cases I’m just like....really? This is what we’re doing today? with this evidence?

All her friends claim they don’t know anyone who voted for trump and to stop blaming white women

Serini was ordered held on $3,500 bail after the arraignment.

Danielle Serini had the gall to send letters

Ah, Satan Island where white people go to limit their exposure to Black and brown people without actually moving out of the city.

@Huey Freeman: Yeah, 'cos being abused by a partner is just so tacky, amirite? Only trashy women get preyed upon by abusive partners! The rest of us fine, upstanding citizens never have that problem. And trying to seek out legal help in the event you are grossly mistreated by someone who steals your things, neglects…

Wow, this is P-P-P-Powerbook good.