there was a melody? i'm not being a smart-ass; i'm remembering the paul and phil thing as a sing-songy-but-talky deal with no actual sung melody.

wouldn't the leslie jones thing be "problematically stereotypical" rather than "stereotypically problematic"?

"Johnes"? it's Jones. the fuck? horses/zebras anyone? why can't people see something IN FRONT OF THEM and spell it right? and even if you weren't looking at it, why would you go with a name that you never hear over one of the most common names in the country?

a lot of funny moments in his old snl sketches, in talladega, in elf..and i wouldn't call myself a fan.

"Carrey."

i liked leslie in the update slots specifically because she wasn't.

when she first started reacting girlishly to the perceived flirtation, i totally wanted to kiss her.

huh?

lol dude..when the shark jumps out of the ocean and starts raping nathan, for some reason it's..that kid is just so motherfucking funny. i laugh out loud every time.

yeah, you're wrong.

"tumblr."

i don't think he's diminishing it—i think "effort" is pretty apt. he excels in those heavy roles, but it's in spite of himself, not as a natural extension of something in him (like, say, sandler in "spanglish").

"he"?

"Shazeer", dude?

um..what?

"Azalea." how hard is it to spell something you're looking at (and which is already a thing)?

i fucking love chris rock, but he's weird (and weirdly subliterate) on facebook..and i fucking LOVE prince, but he's looonnnng done. still, it'll be event tv for me.

i was gonna say—i watched it a lot in my high school years and i don't even remember him on it at all.

assuming you meant "drowned out"?

seriously though, that's the question i ask myself all the time about most contemporary pop, rap, electronica, country etc.—do people actually put this on at home and just..listen to it? or is it all cultural-marker lifestyle music? because in my superfuckingoldass opinion, younger folks just aren't as passionate…