nope. no she wasn't. really very cute..not hotter than phoebe cates. the end.

jesus, i am SO different from so many other guys..you're seriously telling me that when she shows her tits, you're all in, but phoebe cates, as pretty and simultaneously sultry and doe-eyed as her face was, with her body, in that red bikini, wasn't sufficiently red-fucking-shit-hot for you? that her bare breasts…

"Samberg."

the other thing that really puts those die hard edits over the top into cringeworthiness is the NOT THE ACTUAL ACTOR WHO'S SUPPOSED TO BE SPEAKING ' voices dubbed in to clean things up..like, they couldn't have had the foresight to have bruce willis and dennis franz record alternate line readings while they were…

there were 2 radio sanitizations that always bugged me—aerosmith's "janie's got a gun", a bitter lament against child abuse that nonetheless disempowers its titular heroine by changing her dispatching of her abuser via a 'bullet in his brain' to non-specifically 'leav(ing) him in the pouring rain'..and also "lightning…

"That's my Bad Moneylover!"

"Colada." Like it's spelled, correctly, you know, right there in the piece you're commenting on.

"be them"?

ok, listened to 2 of the songs on this record..where is this phenomenal, gripping voice i just read about? and where are the compelling songs? shitfuck, does it baffle me when people wet themselves over paint-by-numbers indie-rock.

*phew* so glad someone said this first!

i'm a potato.

started going to prex in 1995 when i lived there, and still go when i can. bought my most prized piece of wax there (my triple-vinyl mellon collie and the infinite sadness record) in '96.

they wasn't never?

yeah, but does anybody REALLY know what time it is? what's more, are most not indifferent to such information?

chinese food makes me sick.

isla fisher and pre-crazy lilo are the two cutest redheads ever.

negatory.

probably he'll beat the shit out of you.

and a musical genius.

"Kennedys'."