Excuse me did this motherfucker not know that dying from hypothermia is a thing?

I guess maybe I’m assuming too much of someone who accepts money to abuse his pregnant girlfriend on camera.

This is a full-on Black Mirror episode.

I read this this am. Absolutely horrified. That poor woman. And TWO YEARS IN PRISON? That’s outrageous. Prison for life is justified for this cold blooded murder.  That it’s still able to appear on YouTube and garnering streams - well, I’m not surprised.  

Add streaming, interactive snuff channels to the list of horrors that clearly indicate the dystopian future is now.

You see the Brett Kava-nope expression on his face at 0:11, as he closes in for that killer move, guaranteed to make all his 55 year old bros high five. To him, her ass was a golden opportunity to be king of the kegger. It’s just locker room talk, with hands!

“How could I have known I would actually, you know, be held accountable for my actions? I’m a straight white man, dammit!!”

“I was just goofin’ around herpa derp! I got kids and a wife derpa herp!”

Dammit, you chucklefuck, your intentions were perfectly clear. You wanted to hurt and embarrass a total stranger because some stray gross impulse darted across your lizard brain and being a white male, you never even thought to resist or question it. You honestly expected her to find that funny or at least “laugh it…

The fact that he lawyered up instead of just apologizing really says a lot.

You also have to be a minister at some church and be a Boy Scout leader not yet caught molesting boys.

“Tommy is a loving husband and father.”

Additionally, in a statement to CBS News, Callaway’s lawyer stated that he, “did not act with any criminal intentions” and that “Tommy is a loving husband and father.” Of course, how much he loves his wife and children is irrelevant to Callaway’s inability to keep his hands to himself. And besides, Bozarjian isn’t…

he, “did not act with any criminal intentions”

So if I get a wife and kids I can assault people? That’s the defense?

“Lol you used a thesaurus” is quite the self own.

It takes a certain kind of person to make fun of a writer with a decent vocabulary.

Yes, that’s a great way of articulating it, and better than my lengthy attempts here. They are poking fun of bad faith actors talking about how “oh, well any man can just identify as a woman and start dominating.” People literally say that kind of stuff, and it’s bad faith transphobic nonsense. That’s how I viewed the…

I felt the episodes main digs about trans athletes and “Heather” in particular was that they were making fun of the lengths supposedly “good” people (like PC principal and Strong Woman and the like) will go to appease others who say they identify as something, even if clearly they aren’t doing a single actual thing to…

Is there something about South Park that the AVclub only assigns shit writers to review it? That last guy didn’t even seem to pay attention.