Crazy bitch needs to keep her tits to herself. your tit juice ain’t magic and formula isn’t poison.

Yep, currently breastfeeding and have had to quit milk, soy and egg. Would be ropable if someone fed my baby because that reaction would take weeks to get over. Live in fear that her childcare will give her the wrong milk- her bottle has her name ALL over it!

After reading some of the Reddit r/JUSTNOMIL posts, I actually believe that one. 

 In 2012, a letter writer said she walked in on her baby unexpectedly suckling at her mother-in-law’s breast.

First off, ask for permission you crazy fuck.

Your last sentence is a zillion percent accurate.

Not only am I pissed about this because of the consent issues, it’s also a health hazard. The baby could have been allergic to a number of things the day care worker ate beforehand. Anyone who ate strawberries, nursed their child and found themselves holding a baby covered in red spots knows that allergens are…

Mostly yes, but you can transmit some diseases through breast milk.

Did any of the outlets that covered this do any actual reporting to try to confirm it? I clicked through to both the Slate and Daily Mail articles that are linked to, and both have an anonymous claim made against an anonymous person in an anonymous childcare facility in an anonymous location. I know journalistic…

Three of my cousins were raised Muslim. My auntie would literally hand feed them pork when they came to visit. Yes, my family is messy as hell.

Look, there’s nothing wrong or weird or bad about people breastfeeding other people’s babies. We’ve done it since the dawn of humanity (wet nurses, anyone??) It’s the fact that she did it without consent that feels so gross. It would be like if you kept kosher or halal and your day care provider just fed your kid regul…

She is a fucking incredible con artist. She cultivated a personal story and fake business idea that so specifically and elegantly appealed to the combined bullshit-gobbling instincts of Silicon Valley and the interested media that I can’t help but give her a slow clap on the way to her prison cell.

Elizabeth Holmes is a human Fyre Festival.

I mean, what she did was terrible and all, but I’ll give her credit for brining me and my mom closer together. My mom worked as a lab tech for forty years, and we love to goss over each new tidbit that comes out about this crazy lady.

I mean, say what you will about Elizabeth Holmes, but my god is she an amazing pioneer in the field of gender equality for massive corporate con-jobs. 

I wish there was a condition that stopped me from being able to read men’s comments on mainstream news websites. 

Don’t romanticize this too much. There’s a big chance she can still hear Jared Kushner’s voice. 

I got shingles in my ear a few years ago, and that fucked with my ability to hear lower sound registers. It make music sound weird but did not, unfortunately, block out the yammering of man. Quel dommage.

I’m sorry, how do I sign up for this condition? 

Is there anything more insufferable than socially conservative 20-something men on a morality crusade? I guarantee all their friends are constantly making jack-off motions behind their backs.