I want to bake him all the cookies.

Intent matters if it was an accident— if the grabber never intended to grab in the first place. But he clearly meant to grab Fraser, so the reason why is a bullshit excuse.

This is the bullshit of abusers and racists: to say it’s a ‘joke’ to escape criticism of ugly assed behavior.

I honestly don’t know how this happened, and not that it changed anything that I noticed, but my middle school “Project Self-Respect” classes were VERY clear that harassment is defined by how the PERSON BEING HARASSED feels about it. The rest was bullshit abstinence only crap, but even a broken clock I guess.

Even if it was a joke, I’m not sure why the victim has to attest to that. How would he know what the assaulter was thinking?

Who the hell cares if it was “intended as a joke.” How many little jerks snapped my bra, slapped my ass or honked my breast because they thought it would be funny? That they were joking and didn’t mean ill? Intention doesn’t matter when the violation of your bodily autonomy is breached. Fuck them.

“...it was intended to be taken as a joke and not as a sexual advance.”

Good to know— if someone gropes me to make a joke, or if a guy is sexually assaulted in a locker room as part of a hazing activity, or if someone pulls up a girl’s skirt in public, it’s cool since it’s not an intended sexual advance.

I’d bet my money that a chunk of GOP congress and an even larger portion of his supporters are also beating their significant others.

This totally reminds me of the Scientology founder’s wife who hasn’t been seen for years but is still “alive.”

I really hope this is the case.

I might buy this if it were still 1988, but 2018 Donald Trump doesn’t have the physical ability to beat anyone. His obese doddering ass has to hold on to the podium for dear life when he has to to stand for longer than 2 minutes and he can’t descend stairs by himself.

Rumor around the Beltway is one of Trump’s “keep the bruises below her neckline” beatings hit her kidney a little too hard.

Rumor around Dupont Circle is one of Trump’s “can’t give her a black eye” beatings hit her kidney a little too hard.

Are we.... really at the point where the President of the United States, says “she’s right there looking at us,” which is clearly a lie, and it doesn’t even register to anyone, or it’s just doesn’t matter... So did all the reporters look over, thought “what the fuck is is pointing to” and not seeing Melania and just…

A world without Old Spice is a world without the beautiful gift of a shirtless Terry Crews yelling about POWER while strange things happen, and that is a world I do not wish to live in.

She’s at a secret blacksite, banging her secret boyfriend. After months of having to deal with the world knowing that her marriage is a sham, she needed a little TLC: Tender Lovin Cock. Gotta get her groove back.

No way. That would count as exercise.

Considering how in the Trump White House, where there is smoke there is almost always fire; it wouldn’t surprise me if the rumors of Trump doing something (like beating her up) and driving her back to New York are true.

Elon and Ronan Farrow should form a support group.