I agree, to an extent. She was probably alright with him being a garden variety, business-minded asshole. But when he became an Orange boot-licker asshole? That was just too far. So she’s most likely no saint, but not that damn bad.

I was just thinking this sounds like the backstory of a Maury Povich paternity episode. I’m now imagining The Mooch (and his new girlfriend, played by Donald Trump in a (different) wig), screaming She’s just a slut, Maury, she was sleeping with everybody! and That aint my baby!. Possibly throw in my personal…

when they announced his name, i spent 2 whole days beign unable to fully concentrate because i kept writing bohemian rhapsody parody lyrics in my head. never fully coalesced in a full parody but some good limes were “scaramucci, scaramucci, can you do the trumps scandal” and “nothing really matters, anyone can see,…

Pretty sure he’s this guy:

Take his money, sure.

How big of a dick do you have to be for your wife to file for divorce while she is 9-months pregnant?

I refuse to believe Priebus even has genitals, let alone a mistress. If the RNC didn’t neuter that guy then Trump chopped his balls off. Then fired him for not fighting back.

Scaramucci Mane is living his best life.

Good sex trumps Trump, in the sense that if I am flirting with a gal at the bar and she and I are hitting it off, and she reveals that Tomi Lahren is her source of news.... Well, I am not going to stop trying to sleep with this woman because I find her political views repulsive.

Have you ever tried them? You’d be shocked and how your entire field of vision is clear again.

I’ve worn contacts since I was a teenager. This is a very, very rare thing. Like, normal contact wearers don’t shove 27 contacts in and lose them. I actually can’t imagine how this wasn’t extremely painful. Two contacts would feel horrible. This woman and her eyes and her lack of ability to manage her contact wear is…

It’s really nothing to be afraid of, chum. The chances of this happening are about equal to choking yourself in your sleep with a blanket/sheet or falling asleep with your glasses on and them breaking. Heck, I think it’s less probable than the second one.

I’ll state first that I do wear glasses. I think they can look fun and stylish. I also have no interest in wearing contact lenses or in getting laser eye surgery; I’m just too paranoid about something going wrong and losing my eyesight. Articles like this don’t endear me to the idea of contact lenses.

Who was filling the contact lens script without checking if the script was still active?

Sandra does not belong on your list.

...there’s a bit of a difference though between this and Sandra Bland. Even if she was suicidal, she should not have been able to commit suicide while locked in a police cell.

Once again: Read the Snopes article

it’s unproven and a wikipedia page can be written about anything. Don’t trust any of this. This is noted in the article.

I totally agree. There’s this need to blame something specific (that’s outside the home) instead of the true complex nature of suicidal depression.

Internet challenges are today’s satanic panic; a few misremembered real stories being used to explain a whole swath of teen behavior instead of confronting the actual issues that form the basis of the behavior.