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Well, we don’t agree. That’s okay! I think boot cut balances the body and allows for hips. As I’m an old, and have seen these fads more than once, I’ve had a lot of time to compare. As well, skinny jeans, being closely cut, are more likely to be bought in a wrong size, because the wearer doesn’t want to go up a size.

I hear ya. I mean, when I need to get myself done up, I’ll look good. But if I’m performing some kind of function, like helping someone move, it helps for my clothes to be functional as well.

Every six months or so, I try on a pair of skinny jeans convinced that this time, this time, I will look okay in them. I do not. I generally put them back on the rack with a sulky mutter of ‘Whatever, I bet you are a haven for yeast infections anyway’. From now on, I will say ‘Whatever, I bet you would just maim my

No. They look good on people with more narrow hips. They don’t have to be skinny. I just dislike the sort of weird triangular thing that happens when they are worn on most women, because hips. I get it. It’s my opinion only. I’m okay with disagreement.

No, but I am advocating for not wearing jeans so tight that you get a muffin top when you weigh 90 pounds. Plus, they make women look like little upside down triangles.

Everyone say it together: GO UP A SIZE. Hell, you can even cut the number out if it makes you feel better. My guess is that no matter how skinny you are, if your skinny jeans are so tight that they cut off your circulation, they probably look it, too.

Why would anyone wear uber-tight, white (yes white) skinny leg jeans to shift furniture around? And the same goddamn pair for 4 days? And she didn’t notice her circulation getting cut off at any stage? Like her toes and calves turning, um hellooo, fucking blue?

Lucky she wasn’t wearing a skinny scarf - girlfriend

Another reason not to wear skinny pants.

I work from home—what are pants?

I’ve heard that the guy version can cause fertility issues.

Yoga pants would never do this to you. Yoga pants love you too much <3

Okay. This is only my opinion. Ideas may differ.

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#Downwithpants!

I know Jezebel loves crapping on them, but this woman could have been spared this indignity with a simple pair of cargo shorts. Yes, women can wear them too; it’s the 21st century, people. Yeah, I said it.

At the point when your pants are cutting off your circulation, I think the style becomes irrelevant, and your pants simply become “pants that are way too fucking small.”

Wouldn't it have hurt? Why did she wear pants that hurt for four days? Darwin missing out yet again. Also this skinny jeans danger hand been known for years so shame on her.