LOL I came to make a Derelict comment, too. I mean, come on! This reeks of cross-promotion with the new Zoolander movie, right?

I’m whiter than chalk and generally ambivalent on Beyonce, and I thought the song was pretty good, the video was powerful, and her performance at the Super Bowl kicked ass. Unfortunately, I’ve had to explain why it’s not anti-cop and not “totally reverse racsim” to more than one equally white facebook friend though. :\

She doesn’t HAVE to live that life that she agreed to as a young naive woman (teenager?). I hope her siblings show her that there is another way, and she gets away from her horrible husband and can make a life for herself.

I think Maryland was one of the Union states to still keep slaves though even during the war. Maryland was in the Union, but they were a pro-slave-owning state. And that license plate and flag has less to do with the Confederacy as it does to do with hatred and thinking non-white people are less-than.

I want to work there just to help them with their punctuation. That first sentence kills me! It does not look professional; obviously, we’re not dealing with the most brilliant people here at Peeple. I’m no perfect Grammar Nazi, but I definitely judge people when they post something like that in a business setting. It…

Who tips the host/hostess unless you’re trying to bribe them for a table?

No, it’s code for, “as if waiters/waitresses have the money or time to sue their corporate overlords.” Lawsuits aren’t cheap, especially when you’re going up against a chain restaurant with large bank accounts and a lot of financial incentive to keep the scam going. #ThisIsWhyWeNeedUnions

I used to get the same report for our now 11 year old when he was 8-10-ish because he was new to the internet, and I wanted to make sure he was safe. We had Windows 7. This is not a new feature, it’s just better designed. I think they called it Windows Family Safety or something.

I can see why some are concerned for…

#NotAllCartoonDogs ? (I never really liked Scrappy, honestly.)

He really didn’t push that issue in his first campaign. What Walker says in his campaigns and what he actually does once he’s in power are two vastly different things, as he’s proven time and time again here.

Thank you! Scary as fuck would be an understatement. I’m thrilled to see Jezebel giving his insane and draconian ideas the light of day. My biggest hope is that he gets into the presidential contest and the national media is able to expose his awfulness to my neighbors in a way that our local media refuses to do!

That’s not really fair. He won by a SLIM majority in a state with all republican-friendly media and a ton of outside money. Almost 50% of us here hate his guts. We tried to kick him out of office, but we were vastly outspent. Rumors of Republican malfeasance and voting irregularities also swirled around his campaigns.…

That would be DEVASTATING to me. Moreso than the public shaming. That is some messed-up parent.

OMG I want severance tacos if I ever lose my job.

But the rest of that shit? I’d be throwing out those Chantix. That’s horrible! I feel so bad for you!!

Totally agree. I get Ipsy, Sample Society, and Julep.

Ipsy is okay - it's only $10, and I definitely get enough stuff to make it worthwhile. I've tried Sample Society for about 6 months, and I'm going to cancel. I've been very disappointed in them. It's all like skin care cream - how many anti-aging serums does one…

My Easy Bake Oven is still in working condition in my parents basement (mostly because Mom thought it was too messy for me to play with so I used it like 6 times ever). I hope I can just buy these mixes because cooking with only a lightbulb makes me ridiculously happy.

Shit, I don't think I have any incandescent light…

I wish I could give you bonus points or a glittery star sticker for making a "Cake" song reference. :) Especially THAT song.

Only if you're Catholic. I went to a Lutheran parochial school, and the immaculate conception was definitely taught to me as the "clean" conception of baby Jesus without having sex. So, really, it depends on whatever mythology to which you subscribe.