If by "living in a constant state of wokeness" they mean, "just plays Horizon: Zero Dawn all day" it totally is describing me.

He probably convinced Lindelof to put all that teasing about Kevin's dick in The Leftovers, because he was jelly of Justin Theroux.

Sister Christian is nothing but a heavy petting power ballad!

Actually, any female character can romance Sera, even something she should hate, like a human noble or dalish mage.

I think Supermassive are actually incorporating the thing about Until Dawn into their next game. I'm not up onto the details, but I think it's meant to be best played with a group all voting on their phones and jockeying to get the chance to play or something.

If you're that desperate for CP, check out Pocket Racer if you haven't already. You get a ton of it for that, even just for buying the car parts in the store.

Well actually, David Cage is French, and given some of the weird turns of phrase that pop up in his games, I would say his English might not be tres bien.

There's a similar moment I like in Heavy Rain where Madison comes into Ethan's room with a brown paper bag and says, also verbatim, "I didn't know what kind of food you like, so I got some of everything."

Yeah I played Watch Dogs 2. It's real.

Plus RDR is art and I had a litany of sweet sweet guns in that.

In the case of Everyone's Gone To The Rapture, I will simply designate those games as "Boring"

Isn't the only cash you can get into prison smuggled in your ass? Big Rolls indeed.

He's my own person Jared Leto.

FedAration, dumbass.

Or throwing her through a window a la Nice Guys.

There's plenty of movies that involve pizza boys and sucking.

I watched that on JonTron, which was really funny, before I knew the truth.

Irish people aren't white!

those deaths were not awesome enough.

2 hours fifteen minutes? Whoa, be careful not to shit your pants!