Fuck you.

David Cage has got you covered.

The short film, "Me Farting On Command".

I like to bro down with the best of them, but that takes it too far!

Those were part of the point! SOTC is the story of the guy who wants to save his girlfriend/stalking victim put is kind of a putz!

He's a midget, but plays dudes that are normal size.

On the one hand, the gameplay demo looked like such a yawn, on the other, apparently the team behind Black Flag have been developing this since that game came out, and that's one of my favourite games of all time.

Sometimes it's just the natural point to end the story, like in Penny Dreadful, when Dracula sprung his evil plan, they beat it, and then Eva Green decided she wanted to die, all in two episodes.

Legion is naff. Enjoy you Aubrey Plaza baby voice show.

I don't think it's much cop, personally.

I kind of wanna see the first Solversons ending up in the Midwest.

HBO's problem with True Detective Season 2 was in not casting Jodie Foster and a resurrected Phillip Seymour Hoffman like I told 'em too.

At least recent events give plenty of precedent for rural hicks being easily led to the point of flat out ignoring the truth.

Anyone who doesn't like Ur So Gay can Jew off and stop being so bloody black about it.

What a sly film.

I think Christopher Eccleston hangs dong in every non-Doctor Who role he does.

What if Lindelof was showrunner for a television adaptation of Mount Your Friends or Genital Jousting?

This Chris Evans dogging video is a real disappointment!

Wasn't he in that movie that convinced Tom Hardy never to do another comedy film?

CDV is always Sophie from Carnivale to me.