I was going to make a joke about Kyle Reese marrying Tori Spelling… but then I started thinking about what if the final scene of 90210 was a Red Wedding style massacre at David and Donna's wedding and now I can't think about anything else.

Fun fact: Double Impact was my first movie with boobs.

I dunno, book Mina was pretty smart and industrious (in sort of a sexist depiction of being a strong woman) and played a significant role in tracking down Dracula. Movie Mina was hypnotized by Dracula and had to be physically rescued from him, and never played an active part in hunting the guy who killed her best…

It struck me as a pretty funny Victorian equivalent of found-footage movies constantly needing to give a reason for their characters to still be filming.

Weird, I literally just finished Dracula. It took a LONG time to get through — I wish I was a better skimmer because all of those Victorian declarations of love and honor were annoying as heck. On the other hand, I did like it and had never seen any of the movies so I didn't really know the extended story. The only…

I'm a couple weeks behind on my B99… but seriously, no love for my biggest laugh of the episode?
"Oh, Pittsburgh, interesting. Home of the Bengals."
"Home of the Steelers."
"No, THIS is the home of the stealers!"

Did they accidentally print like 10 million extra copies of Telegraph Avenue? Because I've been seeing that hardcover on clearance shelf at Barnes & Noble and Books-a-Million for years.

What if we just, like, got rid of the internet? Wouldn't that be best for everyone?

OUTLAW COUNTRY!!!!! /Cherlene scream

Truth. Rip Hunter sucks as a leader and because of his pretty terrible Season 1 motivation ("save my family, fuck the rest of history").

I heard Scimitar too! (Well, first I heard HHRRMMMMMPH, then Scimitar on rewind).

1.0??? Of course it smears, you write with a paintbrush, you monster

Can we shoehorn Coach-Saracen in there too?

I religiously watched Get Smart reruns before I ever saw a James Bond film, and i actually ended up becoming a huge Bond fan because of it.

There's a guy in the credits of Star Trek TNG named Richard Danus. So unfortunate.

I mean, I feel like there's gotta be a baker's dozen from 30 Rock. It's the unheralded all star of awesome names. Off the top of my head, Criss Cross, Floyd DeBarber, Hazel Wassername, and of course Jeffrey Weinerslav.

Embarrassingly, "Bittersweet Symphony" by the Verve in Cruel Intentions.

Mean Streak gave me the WORST fucking headaches when I was a kid. I'll be happy to light that match.

This was a guy??? Seems to have a bit of a Mary Carillo thing going. http://copshq.generalsjoes….

But lost me at "Danny McBride". So torn.