The biggest challenge for the Easter Egg roll will be prevented Easy D from sending the secret service out to knock down the kids and take all the eggs for him.

I’m sure they can round up some Klansman’s chitlens for it.

I’m more interested in how shitty the turnout for the Easter Egg Roll and Costume Contest are going to be.

the turkey will be Reince Priebus or Penis Rice a Roni.

i have been reading this site (and many others like it) for around 1000 years. and this is the first time i have ever, ever commented, because YES. i was disappointed for women on the whole when it became clear she would not win, but what caused my heart to break wide open and had me sobbing all night and again the…

I know. I wanted her. Specifically. Hillary Fucking Clinton. She would have been an amazing president.

Beautifully said. I will never forget no forgive people who rejected her.

I believe it’s written in the form of a drunk uncle’s racist email forward. Bannon may distill it down further into misleading headlines though.

He also tweeted that literally all polls that shine a negative light on him are fake, so that data isn’t real in his book. I wish I were making this shit up.

Or the data in his intel briefings that is rewritten by Michael Flynn before he gets it. (allegedly, but uncomfortably believable.)

well, not that data, obviously, that’s bad data, lying data. He means Good Data. The data that he agrees with. Or that agrees with him. I’m not sure which. Either way, if he doesn’t like it, it’s bad, lying, naughty data.

Your mention of campfire is reminding me of Mr. Burns, by Anne Washburn. Post-apocalyptic art is so on trend right now.

This gets it right.

I’ve been screaming this at the clouds for a long time now. Typical GOP line is that we need to dismantle government agencies to save jobs, not mentioning how many government employees will lose their jobs. A few weeks ago there was an interview on NPR with someone from a coal mining company who said that regulations…

wait till gas hits $5 a gallon. they’re going to shit blood.

Or show up like this, giving zero fucks.

And we all know Trump’s definition of “sensuality” is allowing him to rummage around the inside of your panties while you watch re-runs of “Celebrity Apprentice” after being offered (and turning down) a cold roast beef sandwich.

I almost didn’t give you a star because it changed your count from 69 to 70.

Mmmmm-mmmm all the sensual pussy-grabbing you can stand.