Getting married doesn’t make someone who was in the country illegally be able to be here legally. If you are in the country legally but with a defined time period (e.g. work or student visa) you can stay legal by getting married, but if you came to the country through illegal means (and don’t qualify for asylum) there…

I step up every day for immigrants of all statuses, and yes, it is especially terrifying to think of someone near and dear to me having this happen to him and his family. But thanks for playing.

Ummmm...that is not how anything works.

I doubt he connects the two at all. It’s like he doesn’t understand anything about anything!

I swear to christ, if my closest undocumented friend (who is also easily one of the top 5 best people I know) gets arrested, I am going to flip all of the tables in this damn country.

To be fair, one could argue that there are “many” billionaires in that there are more than say, 20, so it’s not necessarily untrue that she is fighting to make a positive impact on the lives of “many” people. Perhaps that’s giving too much credit to her bullshit artistry though.

I got me my free trial and a calendar reminder to cancel it. F you CBS

With you 100% that the point in this context is utterly ridiculous. I just usually don’t agree with Ben Carson on anything in OR out of context.

It is a kid thing, I just don’t know if it HAS to be. When I was in high school (and I went to a “good” high school) I remember almost no discussion of how the topics we were studying could be applied to jobs in the real world. It was just “learn this, it’s on the test.” I hear people laughing about how algebra and…

I work for a retail company, and my job is to get information on the products the buyers want to sell and use trends, historical data, marketing plans, etc to forecast how much revenue those products will generate, and then try to bring in/maintain the right amount of inventory. It’s pretty fun, even if it doesn’t…

I did know, but it cannot be said enough!

Oh, no question at all. I’m not absolving him of anything. He is an absolute lunatic and should not be in charge of a ham sandwich, let alone HUD. It was just weird to read something he said and think “that’s....true-ish”

A lot of times if you go to a disadvantaged neighborhood, you ask the kids, ‘What do you want to do when you grow up?’ You get about five different answers. But there’s a thousand. We need to show people the other 995 and how you get there.

And discouraging others who may witness harassment from intervening. This is true terrorism.

I have a gift for dreaming EXACTLY what I’m anxious about. No metaphors for this girl.

Last night I dreamed that I looked out my window and saw a missile that was making its descent not far from my home. In the dream, I accepted this instantly, closed the curtains, lay down on my bed, and thought “I just hope this doesn’t hurt.”

Same. I feel sick anytime I see a photo of these creatures. Same for Neil Gorsuch and his wife.

These people make me really really wish I believed in Hell. It sucks that they will never know how wrong they were.

I’m so exhausted, you guys.

Maybe it’s just me being a stone-cold bitch, but I think the company going bankrupt, the organizer going into massive personal debt, and the would-be attendees getting screwed out of their money permanently is the best possible outcome here.