By the far the easiest answer involves providing a clear and open pathway to legal citizenship for both people who have been here for a long time regardless of how they arrived, and for people who wish to come.

Psshhh just throw ‘em in the grand canyon amirite.

Every day they do something even more fucked up than the day before. Soon there will be nowhere for them to go other than just openly gunning down groups of day laborers.

“And, you know, it was something that was very important to me.”

I’m not super sure that having a sec of labor who is in favor of immigration reform would actually be helpful anyway. Especially because he probably is in favor of it in conjunction with abolishing the minimum wage and increasing automation. I’m sure his wet dream is having 45% machines and 55% brown people who will…

Shouldn’t there be some kind of fine for introducing blatantly unconstitutional legislation?

In his defense, yelling “see you in court!” right after a verdict is pretty funny.

“Well ma’am, I know you brought your car in to be painted. We DIDN’T paint the car, but we did break all the windows and slash the tires! A success!”

I’m so confused about this. Didn’t they NOT kill the guy they were trying to kill, but kill a bunch of kids? What about that is supposed to be a win?

He would (will?) do literally all of these things if given the chance, except MAAAAAYBE #4, but probably #4 because I’m sure there are a lot of Christians who Christian wrong from his viewpoint.

Also - I am so super jealous of your husband. What a wonderful experience.

Which is one of the most confusing things of all to me. Full disclosure, I grew up with money. Not like, RICH rich but definitely comfortable. My parents loved to ENJOY their money. We traveled, we ate at nice restaurants, we went to Broadway shows. But we didn’t ever have any fancy stuff. We had regular stuff, and a…

Fair point

I’m sure butterball is working on that.

This makes me so afraid for one of my very dear friends, who is a law abiding married father of two who came here undocumented at age 17. I don’t believe he ever gave a false ssn for work but I feel like they can always find something if they want to. He is one of the very finest people that I know and I would gladly…

I’m dying to see how these two handle all the dumb shit the POTUS and FLOTUS have to do. Is he really going to pardon a turkey?

I am truly honored

Hoooowwwww do we make them see?

Whenever I see her speak my heart breaks thinking of how I would have loved to see her as the President. Her specifically, not “a woman.”

Yes, and it’s absolutely one of the most terrifying things he has done/said.