FFS, smokers’ rights rears its hideous head again.

I love that he’s dancing in Matthew Bourne’s Swan Lake (shout out, modern dance!).

I am wondering how he deals with his wife’s menstruations and his kids sickness?? send them to outhouse to live.

Very true.  One needs self awareness to admit that they made bad choices.  I made a lot of bad choices.

In my state father have to pay child support until 26 if you’re in school. So my mother was able to file up here and my father never showed. It worked out and I got 250 a month until I turned 26. I was a super helpful, especially since he paid when he wanted from 10-17.

Oh I know that feeling. Goddess Grant these men better, more constructive hobbies and us some peace!

A massage therapist. 

I’m so sorry to hear your dead beat ex. 

Thanks! It tastes really good, like a cinnamon bun, but since it’s smaller, it does not sit like lead in your stomach.

Today we went to see John Wick 3, in a theater with fancy luxury loungers. The chairs are not conducive to sitting close together and snarking on the movie (Safety first Iron Chef!) But the seat warmer option was very nice, it was like laying on a full body length heating pad, I don’t think my shoulders have felt so…

maybe she was talking about her maturity level

40 is new 20, so 30 is new 10

Yeah my mom was 17 and 20 the first two times she got married (the second marriage was to my dad, and they were together a while). That’s very young, J. Lo. 

White people think that their skin is a reality distortion field or some shit. Just because y’all pretend not to see each other doesn’t mean that we can’t see you. We see you. We know how you act.

I’ve never tried them but I’m a sucker for cotton candy. I was all about the Cotton Candy Peeps in the spring. 

I had the HUGEST crush on Trent, my best friend did, too! S

I don’t think they can do anything enforceable, but I do think it’s worth noting that this IS appropriation, even if it has been happening for a long time. My great grandfather was Purepecha from the state of Michoacan in Mexico and he and his siblings were told to stop wearing their indigenous clothing when they went…

Trennnnnnnt. Dear Gawd. 

Those raspberries look like a sickly child out of a Frances Hodgson Burnett book. The strawberries look like the once bright and lovely virginal victims of Dracula when he’s in a sporting mood and draining them slowly.

I strongly doubt she’s any kind of boss at all.